Chem Dawg #4 x Bio Diesel - 303 Seeds
Hybrid (60% Sativa, 40% Indica)
Bio Chem’s is known for its lime green buds that are completely covered with dense, orange hairs that give the flowers an almost golden hue. In true Diesel form, the taste is very raw and somewhat chemical. The aroma of this strain is very sour and spicy!
Legendary genetics, pungent aroma, fast-starting powerhouse.
Lala – So you know that scene in Mrs. Doubtfire where Robin Williams is dancing around and cleaning the house to “Dude Looks Like a Lady”? Pretty sure he smoked Bio Chem right before filming. Great “get stuff done” smoke.
Ollie – I love a hybrid for a long hike, and Bio Chem makes a great hiking buddy. It has a nice Bio Diesel sativakick that is super motivational and bright, which is incredible for appreciating nature. Bio Chem also has staying power, not only does a little go a long way, but I seldom have to stop on the trail to reapply the high.
Bay Platinum Cookies X Ken's GDP - Grandaddy Purple Seeds
Sativa (75% Sativa, 25% Indica)
Our beautifully cured Candyland buds are covered in a thick coat of sticky crystals, making them appear almost candy-like. The smooth, extremely dense buds are a pale shade of soft green highlighted with a trace of darker greens and purples. The flavor tends to be sweet with hints of honey and licorice.
Alpine Wellness Staff Favorite! “1st Place Sativa” at 2012 KushCon cup. Mood boosting social-smoke, daytime pain management.
Lala – Now this is boogie weed. Throw on some groovy tunes (I recommend Turkuaz) or even better go out for live music, get sweaty, and do your happy stoney dance. While I consider Candyland to be an excellent goto social smoke, I am cautious. It’s easy to cross the threshold into that quiet, “oh man, I’m too high to be in public” headspace, so go easy!
Ollie – Candyland is absolutely stunning bud. If Candyland were a person, she would be the girl you want to bring home to mom. Great for conversation, laughs a lot, makes you feel at ease, and really nice to look at. Oh, and she smells great, too. I love Candyland for a potluck with friends a few hits and everyone has the warmfuzzies and wants to cook up a storm.
African Sativa (Durban Poison)
Sativa (100%)
Durban Poison buds are dense and robust with a distinctive smell that connoisseurs recognize immediately. Its sweet earthy, licorice/piney smell combined with its delicious lingering flavor make it a joy to smoke.
One of the last pure sativas around. High potency, super focused high. Popular with professionals who use the high energy buzz to help them work.
Lala – Durban Poison is a fullon inyourface diva of a sativa. There aren’t a lot of 100% sativas out there and this one has earned its loyal following. The perfect smoke for a full day of activity or getting things done, Durban gets the heart racing and the mind moving. Don’t smoke it too close to bedtime or you’ll be staring at your ceiling all night. If you’re a true sativa lover, this will make other sativadominant strains look like Kelly Rowland Durban is definitely a Beyonce.
Ollie – Durban Poison is the headbanger of marijuana strains. Seriously the bud they sing about in all those high powered, “damn the man” songs from the late 60’s you know those guys were smoking Durban. They had to be. (Some songs even reference it directly!). Durban is the perfect upbeat, clear headed strain for your inner rockstar. Especially if your inner rockstar needs to paint your entire living room. I love have a few hits of Durban, blast some Humble Pie, pretend I’m Steve Marriot and TCB.
Cherry Pie x Grand Daddy Purple - Grandaddy Purple Seeds
Sativa (65% Sativa, 35% Indica)
Phantom Cookies produces thick dense buds with gorgeous dark purple hues and lots of crystals. It provides a very fruity grape candy like flavor and aroma that has a bit of a spicy undertone from the Cherry Pie’s Durban Poison genetics.
Girl Scout Cookie cross, daytime pain management, psychedelic.
Lala – Phantom Cookies slaps you in the face as soon as you crack the jar. Dense purple nugs and a bright, intense, fuellike smell will get your mouth watering before you can even get it in your pipe. Pull out your guitar, journal, knitting needles, or go for a hike whatever you do, the cerebral stimulation from Phantom Cookies is not to be wasted.
Ollie – Phantom Cookies is beautiful, purple, sparkly, dense bud with a sweet flavor and spicy aroma. For me, there’s a time and a place for a sativa like Phantom cookies. The time is infrequent, and the place, a Phish show (duh.). PC is a bit too spacey and psychedelic for my daily routine, but makes a great party herb!
Blueberry x White Widow
Hybrid (50% Sativa, 50% Indica)
Blue Widow forms large round buds covered in trichomes and fun blueish/purplish leaves. Its aroma blends the sweet and sour taste of white widow with the forest berry aroma of blueberry. The smooth sweet flavor is reminiscent of chunky chewing gum.
Great motivational smoke, tasty flavor profile, and great for headaches.
Lala – Blue Widow. This is a great one to smoke and put on an episode of This American Life I found “24 Hours at the Golden Apple Cafe” and “My Experimental Phase” to be especially captivating. Pairs well with a glass of malbec and an assortment of artisanal cheeses.
Ollie – Blue Widow is my go-to “Holy @#$% I’m stressed” strain. I have reached for this delicious crystally, blueberry strain many times in some of my most anxious, hand wringing, pacing the floor moments and always found nearinstant relief. BW has a nice clear head high, so a small dose is enough to take the edge off during the day, while a larger dose is ideal for a restful night after a stressful day.
Flo x (Pure Kush (Suge) x Uzbekistan Hashplant) - 303 Seeds
Indica Dominant Hybrid
Flurry is an indica-dominant FLO hybrid created by 303 seeds in Colorado. This strain produces beautiful, camouflage colored buds and the aroma is very earthy and piney. Some phenotypes are extremely purple.
Colorado engineered! Contains FLO genetics, great body high without clouding thoughts. Great for anxiety and pain any time of day.
Lala – Yum. Delicious, feelgood social smoke. Colors outside looked a little brighter after smoking had really nice, relaxing body effects, accompanied by a pretty uplifting head high. Great for meditation if you’ve misplaced your chi, Flurry might just help you find it.
Ollie – I read about Flurry on the 303 seeds website months before I finally got to try it. You had me at “Indica dominant FLO hybrid”. Ok, you had me at “FLO”. I am on such a kick with this strain. I have seen at least 7 phenotypes, each in varying, beautiful shades of lavender, deep purple and orange. Each a great smoke that provides me the same clearheaded high as FLO, with a deep, soothing body stone.
(Grape Funk X Ken’s GDP) - 303 Seeds
Indica (20% Sativa, 80% Indica)
G-Funk is an indica dominant strain that produces tight, crystal covered buds in light greens with slight orange hairs and a faint purple spots. The flavor and aroma are true to the name - Grape all the way!
Colorado engineered! Great anytime smoke, relaxing, helps with mild anxiety and sleeplessness.
Lala – Have you ever listened to Joni Mitchell’s album Song to a Seagull? If you’re down to lose yourself in some heady folk for awhile, turn up your record player, smoke some GFunk, and let yourself fall into something that resembles a scene from Almost Famous.
Ollie – I love a good GDP cross, especially after a long day. I’d even say that GFunk is the perfect complement to a crappy day. The body buzz is intense enough to melt me into the couch every time, while the slight sativa kick is juuuuust enough to create a nice wellbeingbuzz to relieve my most sour moods. As for the flavor, I’ve tried different phenotypes of this strain some more grape than others, but all very delicious.
SFV OG Kush x (Pure Kush x Uzbekistan Hashplant) - 303 Seeds
Indica
OG Pure is known for its large, dense, dark green buds that have a pungent fuel-like, slightly cheesy smell, smooth smoke, and great OG Kush-meets-hash flavor.
Potent heavy indica. Great smoke for full body effect to manage chronic pain and get to sleep.
Lala – OG Pure is the loyal friend you can count on during a sleepless night. A true heavyhitting indica, this may not be your ideal smoke if you’re trying to entertain a group of people. Not to say you won’t be entertaining but they may be laughing at you, not with you. Also, be sure to keep some orange juice or something sweet around to combat potential dry mouth.
Ollie – Ya know those days when you’re just too hungover to do anything...like even sleep? I mean, I dont know anything about that either... but if I did, I would say that if you can muster the strength to pack the bowl...OG PURE is the ultimate cure. I have thanked the Universe many times for this indica’s mystical powers. Also highly recommended for those much needed winddowns post Dead show. Just try not to hot box the hotel room Pure is Pungent!
Chemdawg x {Lemon Thai x Hindu Kush} (Ghost OG)
Mostly Indica
San Fernando Valley OG Kush is known for it’s extremely dark, pine-colored, dense, jagged buds. The smell and taste of SFV OG, in true OG form is very smooth, pungent and piney with hints of citrus.
Great body buzz without the tiredness. Great relaxing and social indica. Helps with sleep in larger doses.
Lala – Grab all of your buds, throw in a pizza (or prep some healthy snacks before you smoke) and pop in a nostalgic and hilarious movie. This strain eases me into cozy relaxation without putting me to sleep (in moderation). Munchies are a strong possibility.
Ollie – SFV OG is my favorite of the OG Kush Varieties. Now, at the risk of sounding like a traitor to my fellow smokers, I don’t enjoy KUSH strains. They make me feel like a zombie (in the sleepy groany way, not the “Mmmm brains.” way, of course). SFV OG, however, gives me the strong KUSH bodyhigh, without zoning me out. It’s a good smoke if you’re looking to enjoy the movie, rather than sleep through ‘til the credits.
[(Sensi Star Star Pheno x Sour Diesel) Denver Relief] x [Original Diesel x New York City Diesel(Soma)] - 303 Seeds
50-50% Hybrid
Bio Diesel produces bubbly-looking buds with dark, reddish hairs. The smell is also true to diesel form — pungent jet fuel and asphalt odors with piney notes that overpower the strains subtle, light citrusy taste.
Colorado engineered! Great for creative activities and getting “into your head”. Psychedelic and motivating.
Lala – Bio Diesel is definitely a headier hybrid. Upon smoking this deliciously sour bud, I couldn’t sit still for fear of getting lost in my own thoughts. My personal preference was to take a hike up the Weibe and smile tremendously at groves of beautiful aspens. It may be my personal sensitivity to Diesel strains but I find that they aren’t ideal for people prone to anxiety. If you have some things to work out, go for it, dive into your headspace, but for me, this is more of a smoke for exploring the outdoors.
Ollie – At first glance, I didn't think Bio Diesel was much to look at but it is one of those dank, skunky strains that when you open the jar, everyone’s head turns. I find it to be a little intense at times—not a great smoke for sitting still, but perfect for getting deep with your favorite album on an intense hike. I’d recommend vaporizing this strain to take the edge off the slightly harsh smoke.
(DJ Short’s Blueberry X Super Silver Haze) - Humboldt Seeds
50-50% Hybrid
Blue Dream is known for its very pleasant piney- tangy- earthy taste, and large, fluffy buds which are covered in light orange hairs and white crystals.
Winner of several cannabis cups! Arguably most popular strain in the US. Fast-acting, nausea-relief, low instance of paranoia, and high THC.
Lala – Blue Dream pairs well with a long walk along the River Trail or a cozy spot with a Tom Robbins book. The bite of this strain is definitely louder than its bark. Despite the fact that our phenotype of this strain boasted only an 18.7% THC content, it yields the strong head high of some of it’s stronger competitors.
Ollie – “Blue Dream”. Say it out loud here in Telluride and everyone in the room responds “Ahhh, Blue Dream! I love that stuff!” And with good reason— I consider Blue Dream an all day any day smoke. It has a clear enough head high that I can smoke it before work to ease my many anxieties and help with my headaches. BD is also a KILLER companion for shows if you like to enhance the jams without getting too lost in your thoughts.
Lucky Charms x Bio-Diesel - 303 Seeds
50-50% Hybrid
Jabberwocky produces round medium green buds caked with dense clear crystals. Sweet up front with that musky tingly smell that comes from a high THC strain, this strain can be best appreciated under a microscope. Provides a smooth draw with a faintly sweet flavor that lingers.
Colorado bred, off the charts potency, Telluride favorite! A little goes a long way.
Lala – High school stoned. Jabberwocky gets me high school stoned. 28.4% THC?! You have to be kidding me. Something to satisfy the potency appetite of a professional consumer proceed with caution. I can’t promise this strain won’t have you sending jibberish text messages to your mother (cough*sorrymom). If the crowd you roll with is generally cool with you “wandering off into the woods to play Lord of the Rings” or might even be down to play along then enjoy! I’ll see you out there.
Ollie – Holy Jeeze! 28.4% THC?! I was admittedly a little intimidated to try Jabberwocky— and I’m a daily smoker. At first glance, this is easily the frostiest bud I have ever seen. Its looks like it was dipped in butter and rolled in sugar like a sugar cookie. The high starts out just as silly & nonsensical as the name, but quickly settles into a nicely balanced and powerful hybrid stone. And yes, a little goes a long way.
Pineapple x Skunk #1 x Cheese - Humboldt Seeds
50-50% Hybrid
Pineapple Skunk has beautiful, colorful lime green, large, furry looking buds with bright orange hairs. The smell is just like the name suggests- tropical, cheesy and very skunky. The taste is very sweet and almost creamy, making for an extremely smooth smoke.
Staff Favorite! Unique flavor profile, potent, fast acting. Great anytime smoke.
Lala – You know when you have your absolute favorite dish at a restaurant and every time you go there you push yourself to branch out, but in the end ALL you really want is your old faithful? I’ve been engaging in a shameless love affair with Pineapple Skunk for almost 2 years now. I find that this strain lends itself to just about any time of day and any occasion. Whether you want to get crafty and inspired, play guitar for awhile, go for a beautiful hike, get sexy with your person, or just giggle with a group of friends, PSkunk should definitely be invited.
Ollie – Pineapple Skunk is one of my all time favorites. Its large, bright, furry lookin’ muppetbuds smell vibrant, creamy and true to it’s name, tropical and skunky. I love it especially because I can smoke it any time of day and it’s a good fit. I especially enjoy PSK for chatting and crafty/creative activities with friends. It’s also a great couples smoke (rawr!)